Herpy Derpness

(I'm not. But it's getting close to midnight here and it would probably be past midnight by the time they're done)

(Poor thing.)

Ollen: "The people that put you in this dismal little room should be shot. If you like, I'd be willing to decorate it for you. Something more befitting a lady almost as fabulous as myself"

Aryll: Well... I guess you can decorate it, but only if you want to though!

(Eh I can have something else. Also I'm dying from cute over here. Eeee!)

Ollen: Gently, places Aryll on the bed. "Why of course, I would want to decorate your room, Dahling. A woman as charming as yourself deserves a room fit for a queen, and I intend to give it to you." I go around the room mumbling about fabric designs for the furniture. "Let's see, you'll need an authentic German Schrank, A Louis the IV four poster bed. A Vase (He pronounces it like Vahz) Ming dynasty. A Persian rug. Some lovely cherrywood chairs and end tables. Let's see, what else... what else. The finest linens and fabrics covering everything. You'll hardly recognize the room once I've finished with it."

(Too Cute should be illegal, it's practically murder.)

Aryll: -blinks- Wow... that sounds pretty elegant and fancy... I might actually not recognize my room indeed...

Ollen: "You do deserve the best."

Aryll: How do you know since we just met?

gcar90 wrote:(Too Cute should be illegal, it's practically murder.)

(I love the disclaimer they put on it)

Bakura yawned. "I think it's time for you two to get ready for bed."

"No!" Kefi protested.

"If you cooperate, daddy will give you a surprise." He had Claude get the twins ready for their bath then looked at Yubel. "Think they're old enough to eat mortal flesh now?" He asked, a smirk forming on his lips.

(Half demon. So I figure they'd need it. Also we could do the kidnapping idea now. Bakura's shown that he can be a good father. And the amnesia would be due to hitting his head while trying to fight back. What happens next depends on who finds him first)

(after the children are in bed)

Yubel:
I stroke his cheek "I'm proud of you, daddy." I kiss him "they might be old enough, but I'm not sure if they will like it instantly. either way, they shouldn't eat it that early before going to bed. you need to think of another surprise, hun'. hm, we could let them drink blood though."

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Berion:
"did you learn this out of own interest, or is it a duty for a princess where you come from?"

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The cat allows Sebastian to play with her as much as he likes and purrs. quite unusual behaviour for this cat, but for her it was also love on first sight.

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Rene:
I blush deeply red. "F- Fugue! you are such a pervert. you, you want a threesome with a dog?" ~actually I'm the one who wants it~ But Fugue and I are currently hugging tight and so it's easy for him to tell what I truly think about the idea ~yes~

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The cat's fur ignites. the cat is now in too much agony to scream. Its mouth is wide open and the boy sticks a small branch inside her to torture her even more. but he doesn't let her die. as soon as all fur is burned away, he dips her into the water again until she nearly drowns, then over the fire again. "Would you mind bringing me a plate, a knife, a fork and some mustard, cool-boy? nobody 's home, just go in and grab the stuff."
(little dilemma: you can't broil meat without killing it. he wants to eat her broiled, but alive. lovely boy, huh?)

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(I am planning something else. someone who sends letters, a penpalship (is that a real word?) I just need someone to receive the letter. maybe I'll send letters to different people. I thought about writing one to Callie and one to Vaadi, does anyone else want a letter?)

(It's just pen-pal. Also that threesome won't be happening unless one of you brings back Pluto because he's no longer in Crossover)

"Hmm...as long as I get some of it, yes." Bakura replied.

(And I meant that night when everyone goes to sleep)

Ebilfluffykitty wrote:(It's just pen-pal. Also that threesome won't be happening unless one of you brings back Pluto because he's no longer in Crossover)

Huh? I thought you just stopped playing him actively. so he left the world? when? how? you don' want to play him any more?)

Ebilfluffykitty wrote:
(And I meant that night when everyone goes to sleep)

(what are you talking about?)

Yubel:
I smirk "you get as much blood as you want, daddy." I kiss him again "you want to prepare the meal, or bath the children?"

(I stopped playing him altogether. And I meant my kidnapping idea)

"Which would you rather me do?"

Yubel:
"whatever you prefer. hm. prepare the dinner. I know how much you want to kill" I go upstairs to the bathroom. Jesse is poking Kefi.

Zelda: Oh, I learned that skill so I at least have a good chance of defending myself.

Malladus: Sure. -gets up- You eating her somewhat raw though? To really cook or broil it, you gotta kill it.

"Oh I'll be happy to." Bakura purred. He went to do that.

Kefi splashed at Jesse

Yubel:
Jesse giggles like a child and slashes back.
I watch them for a while

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the boy moans frustrated "I know I know. but I want to eat it alive. why does life have to be so cruel? I hate this world. it never lets me do anything! I'd like to ignite the whole world one day." with a sigh I hold the cat into the fire and let it die in the heat.

Bakura entered the bathroom a bit later, carrying a blood-splattered apron. He tossed it into the hamper before either of the twins could see it.

Yubel:
I'm washing Akefia while Jesse helps me by splashing water on him. "do you feel better now?"

"A bit."

Yubel:
"mh, he'll revive. you may kill him every day." I'm done cleaning Kefi and now wash Jesse, who laughs because she's so ticklish.

"Ah yes."

Yubel:
I lift Kefi out of the tube and hand him to Bakura "dry him off, okay?" I do the same with Jesse and dress her afterwards.