Herpy Derpness
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Sylveon: -jumps up onto the chair's arm- ~But he wouldn't like it... He'd probably have to hunt you down. He'd maybe put you back on the streets!~ -frowns- ~That means no more safeness, no more rubs, no more good food for you... Do you want that? Do you truly want it, or do you not even care for your life and well being anymore?~
Malladus: -grins- Wanna do another raid?
Zelda: -once there, she gets everything settled after picking out a good dress and getting the card ready, and then she has them set to deliver it. once done, she comes back to Berion- Done!
Malladus: -grins- Wanna do another raid?
Zelda: -once there, she gets everything settled after picking out a good dress and getting the card ready, and then she has them set to deliver it. once done, she comes back to Berion- Done!
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Ollen: "Ladies first." I wait for Aryll to get into the water before following her.
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(Kronus, If you want, I'll explain the plan I've got drawn out in PM, but after I've gotten back from going out with Harry.)
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Sylveon: -jumps up onto the chair's arm- ~But he wouldn't like it... He'd probably have to hunt you down. He'd maybe put you back on the streets!~ -frowns- ~That means no more safeness, no more rubs, no more good food for you... Do you want that? Do you truly want it, or do you not even care for your life and well being anymore?~
Malladus: -grins- Wanna do another raid?
Zelda: -once there, she gets everything settled after picking out a good dress and getting the card ready, and then she has them set to deliver it. once done, she comes back to Berion- Done!
Aryll: -she runs towards the water, smiling, then she dives on in-
Malladus: -grins- Wanna do another raid?
Zelda: -once there, she gets everything settled after picking out a good dress and getting the card ready, and then she has them set to deliver it. once done, she comes back to Berion- Done!
Aryll: -she runs towards the water, smiling, then she dives on in-
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Rene:
"fine."
Berion:
I help her on the horse again and ride back to the mansion with her.
Jack:
I gasp "with killing? yes, I totally want to."
kitty:
"he can't kick me out for sitting on my chair."
"fine."
Berion:
I help her on the horse again and ride back to the mansion with her.
Jack:
I gasp "with killing? yes, I totally want to."
kitty:
"he can't kick me out for sitting on my chair."
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Delivery boy: wraps the dress up nicely, and begins a LOOONG walk to the mansion. (I/E Gcar's got to go, but she doesn't want to ruin your fun while she's gone.)
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Fugue: I lean into Rene. "Kiss?"
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Fugue: I lean into Rene. "Kiss?"
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Rene:
I kiss Fugue on the cheek. I can't be fully angry at him, my mood lightens.
I kiss Fugue on the cheek. I can't be fully angry at him, my mood lightens.
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Zelda: -while on the ride home- Berion... As a little reward, Fugue said I could use some of the money to treat myself to something, so... Would you want to try a, well... a date, with me?
Malladus: Yep! -smiles- Which place should we get to tonight?
Sylveon: ~But it's his chair, you know! You may be a street cat, but... I'm sorry, but you're sounding like a spoiled, greedy little kitty. Most would be thankful for being taken into such a nice home, not greedy and lustful for all that is in a house. If you fail to realize that your ways are going to end in trouble for you each time, I'm sorry, but you will need to end up back on the streets. A greedy kitty like you doesn't deserve what she has been offered when she takes more than just what she's allowed to.~
Malladus: Yep! -smiles- Which place should we get to tonight?
Sylveon: ~But it's his chair, you know! You may be a street cat, but... I'm sorry, but you're sounding like a spoiled, greedy little kitty. Most would be thankful for being taken into such a nice home, not greedy and lustful for all that is in a house. If you fail to realize that your ways are going to end in trouble for you each time, I'm sorry, but you will need to end up back on the streets. A greedy kitty like you doesn't deserve what she has been offered when she takes more than just what she's allowed to.~
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Berion:
I blink and blush "anything my princess requests." I make a sound that sounds like a grin would sound like if grins were sounds.
Jack:
"there is a church... can you enter churches?"
kitty:
I hiss at Feelinara. "I. am not. greedy. this is my chair and I have all right to sit on it as much as I want. this Waltz should be glad I allow him to sit on it sometimes."
I blink and blush "anything my princess requests." I make a sound that sounds like a grin would sound like if grins were sounds.
Jack:
"there is a church... can you enter churches?"
kitty:
I hiss at Feelinara. "I. am not. greedy. this is my chair and I have all right to sit on it as much as I want. this Waltz should be glad I allow him to sit on it sometimes."
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Sylveon: ~If not greedy... Would the word tyrannical be correct? Power hungry? Dictator? As for the chair, it is not yours, and Waltz is the ruler of the land. You should be thankful that he is such a kind ruler and lets you live in his land, let alone his mansion. Hey, you should be lucky he is letting you live. Now please, I will ask you once more... Please get off of Waltz's chair.~
Zelda: -she grins as well- Where should we eat? Do you know any good places?
Malladus: Ugh, them... Yeah, but I loathe them.
Zelda: -she grins as well- Where should we eat? Do you know any good places?
Malladus: Ugh, them... Yeah, but I loathe them.
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Kitty:
"haha, now I get it. you are mistaking him for me. no no, you see, I am the owner of this chair and he is the one that should be thankful. sorry for the misunderstanding."
Berion:
I look around. "over there is a restaurant." I point in the direction. it's Callie's restaurant at which I point. "we could eat there."
Jack:
"I thought we could make a bloodbath there, but I suppose that's out of a question. how about the cemetery? no, that's holy ground as well. since that new temple showed up, it's even blessed by two gods."
"haha, now I get it. you are mistaking him for me. no no, you see, I am the owner of this chair and he is the one that should be thankful. sorry for the misunderstanding."
Berion:
I look around. "over there is a restaurant." I point in the direction. it's Callie's restaurant at which I point. "we could eat there."
Jack:
"I thought we could make a bloodbath there, but I suppose that's out of a question. how about the cemetery? no, that's holy ground as well. since that new temple showed up, it's even blessed by two gods."
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Sylveon: ~No, it is the other way around!!~ -huffs- ~If it is your chair, where is your receipt? I see humans have those to prove what is theirs, so show me. Show me legitimate, tangible proof that it is yours. If you scratch the chair up in your claim, then when I learn the human language, I swear I'll tell him everything! I'll tell him of your ways, your selfish ways and wanting everything. He'll kick you out on the side of the streets once more! Come back and you'll get hurt by me, because then you'd be an intruder! Do you want that?!~
Zelda: -nods- Sure, let's go there.
Malladus: Wow... Terrible.
Zelda: -nods- Sure, let's go there.
Malladus: Wow... Terrible.
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kitty:
"proof that it's mine?" I stand up turn around a few times and sit down again. "you see? I'm a cat. therefore everything is mine. that's one of the laws of nature."
Jack:
"I know, right? what purpose do gods have anyway? they only make things more difficult for us."
Berion: I get off the horse and help her off, too. then we go inside and wait for gcar to come back.
"proof that it's mine?" I stand up turn around a few times and sit down again. "you see? I'm a cat. therefore everything is mine. that's one of the laws of nature."
Jack:
"I know, right? what purpose do gods have anyway? they only make things more difficult for us."
Berion: I get off the horse and help her off, too. then we go inside and wait for gcar to come back.
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Sylveon: ~Just because you are a cat does not mean everything is yours. Ever hear of the food chain? Humans are higher than you cats on the chain, and guess what? Some of them may even EAT cats! Yeah, eat. For real. Who knows? When we kick you out for being too territorial, a person might snatch you up. You'd think they'd take you to a house for a good time, but nope. They might just eat you. That would be what you deserve for being too selfish and territorial. Is all of that worth your life?~
Malladus: Yeah, they do... Only if they went away.
Malladus: Yeah, they do... Only if they went away.
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Jack:
"I will protect you. no god will ever harm you."
kitty:
I yawn and have a nap on my chair.
"I will protect you. no god will ever harm you."
kitty:
I yawn and have a nap on my chair.
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Malladus: -grins- Thanks~
Sylveon: -huffs and picks her up with her ribbon extensions, then sets her down on the ground where she belongs-
Sylveon: -huffs and picks her up with her ribbon extensions, then sets her down on the ground where she belongs-
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kitty:
I jump back on the chair
Jack:
I kiss Malladus. "why are you so cool?"
I jump back on the chair
Jack:
I kiss Malladus. "why are you so cool?"
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Sylveon: -growls- ~If everything is yours, How about I take that chair over there as mine?~ -she gestures to it- ~Who knows? It might be even comfier, and it would be mine. I only ever slept on this chair while in here, so what would I know about the other possible chairs that could be the up-most luxurious, soft ones that are in here?~
Malladus: -returns the kiss- Dunno. Maybe it's natural?
Malladus: -returns the kiss- Dunno. Maybe it's natural?
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Jack:
"I'm jealous. I wish I was as cool as you. and as yummy."
I vanish under the blanket to eat something.
kitty:
I yawn again. "you take all this too serious"
"I'm jealous. I wish I was as cool as you. and as yummy."
I vanish under the blanket to eat something.
kitty:
I yawn again. "you take all this too serious"
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Sylveon: ~Only because you are being a selfish, greedy, naughty kitty who wants everything around her! Now, off of WALTZ'S chair!!~ -growls- ~I may seem like something odd to you, but trust me... A normal cat like you does NOT want to get entangled with my powers!!~
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kitty:
I open a sleepy eye. "won't your powers damage Waltz' chair?"
I open a sleepy eye. "won't your powers damage Waltz' chair?"
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Malladus: -chuckles- Yeah...~
Sylveon: ~Not unless I drag you outside against your will, you flea ridden rat.~
Sylveon: ~Not unless I drag you outside against your will, you flea ridden rat.~
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Jack:
I have my fun under the blanket. after a while I come back up and kiss Malladus
Kitty:
"do your powers include being silent?"
I have my fun under the blanket. after a while I come back up and kiss Malladus
Kitty:
"do your powers include being silent?"
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Malladus: -returns the kiss-
Sylveon: ~Only if you get off the chair.~
Sylveon: ~Only if you get off the chair.~
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kitty:
I stand up, turn around and lie down again. "such great powers. you can't even shut up without my help"
Jack:
"we could have a killing spree in a hospital."
I stand up, turn around and lie down again. "such great powers. you can't even shut up without my help"
Jack:
"we could have a killing spree in a hospital."
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