Herpy Derpness

(Rene handed it to Fugue.)

Fugue: Hands it back to Rene. "Open it. I won't apologize until you do."

Rene:
I toss it down again "suddenly so eager? don't tell me this was all just a joke."

Sylveon: ~Yes, he did. Can you imagine working so hard for something, only to have it stolen from you?~

Malladus: Yep!

Zelda: Oh, nothing's the matter.

Aryll: -after a while of it, she decides to swim to shore and lie down on a towel-

Fugue: "Why don't you open it and find out? Or do you really think it's a bomb, just because I say so?" I escort the delivery boy out, handing him his gold coins.

---

Ollen: I swim after her. Joining her as she lays on the towel.

kitty:
"you just said it's his because he was there first, now you say it's his because he worked for it. decide."

Jack:
"mh, may I involve you?"

Berion:
"whatever you say, princess" now I grin at her.

Rene:
"why don't you open it, Mr. Safety?"

Aryll: -smiles and kisses his cheek-

Sylveon: ~Both instances are true. He was here first, so he was the first to work for the chair. Is it that hard to put together?~

Malladus: -he nods-

Zelda: -grins back-

Fugue: "Because I told you to open it." I respond, smugly.

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Ollen: I rest my head on Aryll's... (Ahem) chest.

Aryll: -she blinks and blushes at that- Um...

kitty:
"ah, so in other words he was here first so he got the chair first. and now I probably have to give him more work than he paid for the chair, so that there is profit for him. so because I was born later everything is more expensive for me? that's fair"
(a cat and a bunny discussing the pro's and con's of John Locke)

Berion:
I still don't know what the grinning is about, but I keep doing it.

Jack:
"hehe, let's go. let's put the ill out of their misery"

Rene:
"whatever." I open the package and pull the dress out. "oh my, it's beautiful!" I hug Fugue and kiss him.

Sylveon: ~Whoever said life was always fair? Nobody.~

Malladus: Yeah! -smiles and takes his hand-

Zelda: -after a bit she stops grinning, wondering when the food will arrive-

Callie: Returns with the food. I set the plates in their proper places. "Enjoy. For dessert Strawberry shortcake is on special today, let me know if you'd both each would like a slice."

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Fugue: I return the kiss. "Still mad at me for how I treated the delivery boy?"

---

Ollen: Sighs happily, not bothering to move my head. "Yes, my love?"

Aryll: -slightly nervous chuckle- Well... your head is on my, um... chest.

Zelda: -she thinks about it and nods- I'd like a slice.

Ollen: Snuggles into her chest. "Is that a bad thing?"

Aryll: -blushing still- Well... I guess not...

kitty
"when live isn't fair, why is it wrong that I own a chair without working for it?"

Rene:
I slap Fugue lightly "of cause I am. what were you thinking?"

Berion:
"I'd appreciate a slice, thank you."

Jack:
I grab some knifes from the kitchen and together we go, hand in hand, to the hospital
(they are so lovely together)

Sylveon: ~Because that would be theft, since Waltz owns it. Thieves must be punished by the police, locked up in the dungeon, or for you, sent to the shelter. And who knows? Maybe you won't get adopted. Know what happens when you're not adopted?-~

Malladus: -once there, he goes on and slaughters a nurse-

(Yeah cx)

Callie: I make note of it. "Do you want the cakes now or after the meal?"

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Ollen: I smile happily. "Then if it's alright with you, I'd prefer to keep my head here. You're chest is nice and soft."

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Fugue: "I wanted to do something big and special for you. Even the bit with me and the delivery boy was fake. He was in on it. I was only pretending to yell at him and hurt him, he was only pretending to be frightened and injured. I gave him a huge tip before sending him off."

Jack:
I watch and adore him and kill a nurse, too.

kitty:
"and why exactly is that bad? you said it yourself, the world is not fair. When he gets born first he gets things for less work than those who are born later. that's unfair but okay. when a younger one gets something for less work, that's unfair and bad. so our birth date decides whether we have the right to claim property as ours or not?"

Rene:
yes, I figured that out already. and what made you think I'd like to watch a play where you assault an innocent?"

Berion:
"afterwards, please"

Zelda: After, please.

Aryll: -small chuckle- I guess you can.

Malladus: -kills a woman in her bed-

Sylveon: ~No, that does not determine it exactly. It's more like first come, first serve. First to come and work for an item gets it. Like... you see an item in a store, one is left. You work for money to get it, and it is still there for sale. So you buy it. The person was the first to get it after having worked for something to buy the thing.~

Jack:
"maybe we should start collecting living ones now and bring them to a bath tube to fill it with their blood?"

Kitty:
"okay, so the birth date does determine it. let's say I am one year younger than that person. he's 16 and old enough to work, I am 15, I mustn't work yet. so he gets the item because he was born first. or let's say I live further away from the shop. or I got hit by a car on my way. weather you are first or not is totally coincidental. it's coincidence that decides about our money and therefore also about our survival unless the state intervenes. it's like tossing a coin to see if someone dies or not. that's sick."

(how about the name Fidel Catstro?)

"I said I don't want a doctor looking at it. I'm fine!" Bakura protested. "Leave me alone."

Malladus: Sure~

Sylveon: -blinks- ~All I'm saying is first come first serve. You work for the money and buy the item you want if there's enough of it left by the time you get the money. You may not be able to work an official job at that age, but you can do other jobs like babysitting, mowing a lawn... Stuff like that.~

(Sylveon and the cat are having a debate over the chair that Waltz calls his favorite xD Sylveon is sitting on it's leg and is holding the cat up in the air with her bow extententions)